I've got the taste of a last cigarette on my teeth

 

Hello out there! (DV - hey there Sunnyboi.... been a while.) Why, thanks for pointing out my shortcomings DV, so good to hear from you again. *rolls eyes*


As you may have noticed (AHEM) I haven't blogged in two days! :O Well valiant readers, I assure you the wait is over. I cannot however guarantee that you'll be all that thrilled with my blather.


I can also guarantee you that I have been up to a lot of WORK. Honest guys, that's pretty much all I've done for the last two days! Can you believe it!? *sighs dramatically*


Well, The above picture is a bit of proof of my work. That is Tay; Tay has graciously modeled my new FEMME FATALE shapes for me! (((I've decided to branch out to some femme shapes, rather than just continue with boi shapes alone))) The shape above is named Nikki because I really quite love the song "Nikki don't stop". *grins*


In other news, I've also created two MALE shapes, as well as one more FEMME shape. These are all available in my store on Marketplace; they will eventually be added to my inworld store as well.



I will post again, dear readers. Don't miss me too much!

Cavegurls Strippers and Sex Sims... OH MY!

Well, bois and girls as you have cleverly deduced from my Blog title - this may get a bit sticky. To top that steamy chaos off, we have some seemingly cocky pictures I've included for your viewing pleasures! I also have a fun chat log to share with you, courtesy of sexycavegurl69 ((who **YES** gave permission to share the chat on my blog; She was under no misunderstandings and her name has been changed for her protection))


Today was an interesting day, that happened to start off a bit slow. I sent the daily notice for Two of a Kind dyke-femme bar; I then had a bit of an altercation over the content of my prior 2 blog entries containing "naughty" pictures. After going to cool my jets for a bit, I came back solid and determined not to budge; nor let my blog dissolve in to the abyss, simply because of the select few readers out there -- who still rather enjoy my entries. ((I really do appreciate you readers out there! You have no idea!))


I went to the "best in bondage" event at 2oak, and met some very interesting new people; I got "hit on" a bit and had a nice long dance with my wifey. The rave party started next, and the brightly clad VIPs flooded through the doors, breathing new life into 2oak. My sexy wife and I danced pressed against one another, shakin' our things like we had a weight loss goal or something. *snickers* That is, until I noticed Millie was missing.... oh wait, so is Tana, and Onion... Now where else could they be, silly readers but at the (NAMELESS) sex sim?



I immediately demanded they send for myself, and my wife; upon arrival we were bombarded with IMs from straight men looking "for a little fun". Wading past all the bullshit was half the battle; trying not to crack the fuck up when we discovered Onion had been roped into a contest on VOICE at the (NAMELESS) sex sim, was most definitely the hard part. Clear as a bell her voice came over the stream proclaiming all the naughty, kinky, dirty things she'd be doing to (well, lets call him...) DOCTOR. Doc had it hard for dear sweet southern Onion; the crowd had a bit of a hard-on for her too. She teased his neck, nipples, and his sweet spot. In turn, she won 3,000 Lindens for having the balls to say all of this on mic! Sadly, I don't have any pictures for you from this little venture; I do however have the chat logs to share. (some parts omitted, as they were all said in local chat)



sexycavegurl69: definitely security
sexycavegurl69: pull out sunnyboi's gun and blows his brains out with it
SunnyBoi Canis: o.O
SunnyBoi Canis: my gun - lol
SunnyBoi Canis: :P

(((someone says here "*giggles* be good sexycavegurl69"))) or something to that effect ;]

sexycavegurl69: i debated on using the word pistol
E[L]MO: >.O
SunnyBoi Canis: snickers
hopey: -.-
sexycavegurl69: maybe weapon? idk i'm over thinking this




O.O Perhaps that is the last time I wear a gun in my pants to a sex sim? Perhaps its the last time I go to a sex sim.... period. :P~

You only live once, right? (that is, unless you have alts. then you have as many damn lives as you please.)


Hmm... alts. That would make for an interesting blog entry, don't you think readers? Leave me a little HOWDYHOO and let me know. *points to the comment button..... where it may be located*




Over all, I had an exciting, and sex-filled day. From the "your blog is too naughty" type of sex talk, to the "I'll be your nipple Doctor, baby" type. Who could ask for a better day?

quote of the day: "everything you've heard is true" (taken from my own profile, as it seems to deter SOME of the IMs I get at random..... some.)






Keep on hatin' if you want, I'll be back tomorrow either way.
Peace & Love S.boi

That's what she said...

Hello Bloggers, and blog fans out there in wonderland! I realize some of you may not like my blog as much as others seem to; that being said please do not take the following personally. *clears throat, then points to the red "x", located on the top right corner of most browser windows*



I would also like to take this time to let you all know, that the chat logs I share so openly with you all, are most definitely PERMITTED to be shared. You heard right folks, straight from the source; I ASK POLITELY to use any/all chat logs. I also (believe it or not) ask when taking pictures, if the person is comfortable with their name being in the post. If we are friends in SL, please don't assume I'll ask to blog our conversations; or worse, that I would blog them without having bothered to get your consent first. While I have your undivided attention, I might as well throw in again that in *MOST* of my pictures, I do not own the background images, but borrow them, and spin them to make them my own creation. That is all...





Now, as for 2oak, yesterday was awesome! I got to dance with my sexy wifey, and listen to an INCREDIBLE new DJ spin some rockin' tunage. I'm proud to have her on our staff as the newest DJ, and look forward to hearing her spin again. I also had the pleasure of spending some time with my nearest and dearest - as well as get some work done. \o/




My oh my, I'm impressive. ;D


quote of the day: "I am not a whore" *sings*




stick around, this shit just got real.

Peace & Love S.boi

This is easy as lovers go

Hi there readers <3 we're up over 100 page views now! :O I'm really impressed! Thank you thank you thank you so much for stickin' around and reading; a special thank you to the readers who've followed my blog. I personally think its because my pictures have taken a turn for the naughty ;] ;]


Anyways, I don't have much time to write for you, but I did have enough time to give you a little look-see at the naughty fun I had with my Elmo >3




Peace & Love S.boi



PS- I have some ideas to get my blog name out there more! So tell your friends, let me know if you've referred a person to FOLLOW my blog -- if so you'll get a little something special ;]

BIG motherfluckin'blogpost!

***WARNING!!! THE NEXT (COUGHSnineCOUGHS) PHOTOS ARE RATED PG-13 FOR MATURE CONTENT! VIEW AT YOUR OWN RISK!***

There, now that I have your attention, I have quite a bit to say! My day was outrageous! Through and through, truly insane. Lets start with one picture!

This is the breathtaking Millie Rain, and myself.

I do have 8 more pictures to share with you, but I also have QUITE a bit to write about today! I've had some rather interesting conversations today, so bear with me.

Lets start with the RANDOM IM I got tonight, from a seemingly disgruntled patron at 2oak. Lets call her JANE.

JANE: ool u watching me lamo really

SunnyBoi Canis: o.O pardon me? lol
JANE: ok i sorry if im wrong but i have a very good felling im not

SunnyBoi Canis: I didn't understand your first IM [JANE], I'm sorry
JANE: sunny  ok please
JANE: i know u still talk to my girl

SunnyBoi Canis: I have no idea who you are?

SunnyBoi Canis: nor do I know who your girl is
JANE...starting to catch on: ohhh ok..n if u dont im sooo sorry

SunnyBoi Canis: honestly, I've never met you or your girl (assuming she is the one you're partnered to)
JANE: yes she is

SunnyBoi Canis: I haven't the slightest idea who she is o.O
JANE: ok hun
JANE: i sorry for just thinking thazt u were

SunnyBoi Canis: but give whoever it is that is talkin' to her some hell ;]

SunnyBoi Canis: its ok

SunnyBoi Canis: lol
JANE: lol is all good n i sorry i thought u were another

SunnyBoi Canis: its ok :P

You may have cleverly deduced from the chat logs, that JANE thought I was talking to her girl, and also thought it was "lamo". Lets have a moment of silence for JANE's relationship..........

ANDDDDDDDDD done. Thanks everyone, I'm sure the passing of JANE's realtionship will not go unnoticed. Onwards, dear readers! This next convo is between myself, and a 2oak DJ; it went rather.... well, I'll let the logs speak for themselves.

SunnyBoi Canis: you have a hostess dork

SunnyBoi Canis: lol

SunnyBoi Canis: no notices for youuuuu

SunnyBoi Canis: <3
2OAK DJ: it was for my dj group dork....lmao

SunnyBoi Canis: ohhhh LFMAO

SunnyBoi Canis: did it come through 2oak?
2OAK DJ: no dork ur in the group
2OAK DJ: lmao

SunnyBoi Canis: ahh, love you bro

SunnyBoi Canis: lmfao

SunnyBoi Canis: I fail \O/

Thanks to our talented (SHORT SHORT SHORT) hostess, I yelled at poor 2OAK DJ for nothing, as the notice was in fact sent in a different group. SMDH what is the world coming to? I mean really!

The third and final chat log is one that was particularly embarrassing for yours truly. I saw another boi at 2oak, and liked hys style, so I thoughtfully messaged hym with one goal: get this boi to model one of my Male avi shapes for me! Seemed simple enough, right? Well folks, I'm sorry to disagree.... but you're way off base on this one. Enjoy the chat logs ((((special note to the awesome sport who partook in this conversation, and bravely allowed me to share these logs with you. *name has been changed*  Thank you JAKE for being awesomesauce. I look forward to working with you *more* and chatting again! PS - promised you I was bloggin' this! ;] ))))

SunnyBoi Canis: O.O

SunnyBoi Canis: you work for Oh Boi

SunnyBoi Canis: lol

SunnyBoi Canis facepalms
JAKE: chuckles
JAKE: is that a bad thing

SunnyBoi Canis: no, I do too
JAKE: yes
JAKE: grins

SunnyBoi Canis: gahhhh
JAKE: laughs -

SunnyBoi Canis may or may not be, but definitely is beat red right now
JAKE: lol
JAKE: you're fine.

SunnyBoi Canis: good lord, I'm so embarrassed. O.O

............ And I truly was. I was beat red. SMDH. *throws fits in the air shaking them while shouting at the sky "WHY ME?!?"* 

Now on to the stuff that I know you're really waiting for, the rest of the PG-13 pictures I have for you! I'll have you know, I edited all 9 of these in one shot, at 9 am O.o LORD was I losing my mind by the last one! Please enjoy, and feel free to comment and let me know what you think!! Really, I won't hold it against you! ;]

Sunny & Cupcake

Sunny & Tana

Sunny & Hopey

Sunny & Onion

Sunny & Tana

Onion, Sunny & Tana

Sunny & Hope

Tana/Onion Sunny/Hope Cupcake/Millie

Hope you enjoy a good look, you perverts ;] OH, the reason why I have all these? Well, I like to blame it on my dear friend Hopey -- we realized we had ZERO pictures together, and decided to solve that issue. After taking the picture (which was far less naughty) of the two of us, Tana *I believe?* suggested taking several more pictures. This is what we ended up with. HAHA! <3

quote of the day :

SunnyBoi Canis: baeeee
E[L]MO: yesssssssss?

SunnyBoi Canis: lets go make some pixel babies

SunnyBoi Canis: \o/
E[L]MO: :O ok

SunnyBoi Canis: snorts

SunnyBoi Canis: smdh

SunnyBoi Canis: you are amazing

SunnyBoi Canis: the peanut to my allergy

SunnyBoi Canis: :P
E[L]MO: yay! ty ur pretty effin epic ur self ;)
E[L]MO: lmao
E[L]MO: is quoting that

*whispers* quoted, wifey. Its all sorts of quoted >3

AND FOR THE LOVE OF KITTENS, FOLLOW MY BLOG! <3

Peace & Love S.boi

Me love you long time ;]

Hi again [: Wow, its been a whopping 5 hours since I blogged last O_o My Lanta, aren't you all spoiled? I wont tell, its ok; your secret is safe with me!

Well, as you can see, I'm still topless \o/ ***Is anyone else concerned about DV? Haven't heard from (him/her) in a while now....*** Well, since (he/she) is not around to ask, I'll just answer. My day went as follows:


I sent my daily notice, but no surprise there ;] I'm a reliable type of guy. I decided today that I needed (well, I'm not sure I *needed*) new poses; My loving wife sent me a landmark to (NAMELESS POSE STORE), upon arrival I quickly deduced that the store was no longer there. However, their floor ate me, so.... that made it worth the trip. Now, because I wasn't sure you'd believe me that a floor in SL would eat someone's avatar -- I cleverly snapped a photo for proof.

I took a few creative liberties here, but wouldn't you?

What you're looking at: Well, dear reader, let me put it to you this way - it WAS a picture of me INSIDE THE FREAKING FLOOR. Now, I had a bit of fun with this so let me explain. The top of my rugged and sexy 'hawk was just peeking out of the floor; I ran around the store (under the other people who incidentally were not nahmed by the floor) singing the jaws song. You know the one; *clears throat dramatically before singing like a songbird* 

<.<

>.>

DUN DUN........

DUN DUN.....

DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN!!!!! *rawr*

(DV whispers eerily from a distance "you got a perdy mouth")

O.O *steps away from the keyboard slowly....*

((nearly an hour later)) *peeks over to the computer cautiously. Holding my breath, as I tentatively creep toward my laptop to finish the blog - all the while thinking "Ohhh, the readers are going to be SO mad at DV if I don't finish this entry...."

*coughs* Now, ugh, where was I? Oh, right, stuck in the floor. Well, I had my fun terrorizing the patrons of (NAMELESS POSE STORE) for about 15 minutes or so. I had to leave once I stopped breathing and instead started hyperventilating. I instead changed into my water wear (the thing with the cat hanging out of it pictured above) to attend 2oak's first "Fishbowl Friday (held on Saturday)" \o/ It looked ***incredible***; built by 2oak's Security Boss, Millie Rain. We partied from late in the evening till the wee hours of the morning in a giant fishbowl fit for a queen. The event following was best in blondes, and as you all can see, I'm no blonde ;] not that there is anything wrong with blondes..... ((hopes all the readers aren't blonde, and leave me due to my lack of blonde-ness)) During the event I got a "text message" from our sexy and talented (just another word for short) hostess Tana, demanding I put her in my blog. Obviously, I'm sort of a big deal now. *SNORTS* yeah, right. Anyways, the next picture to titillate your senses is of Tana (did I mention, short?) and myself! Please, go ahead and enjoy!

*tilts head slightly, thinking to self "damn, that's pretty cute"*
Anyways, there it is folks!

I just want to take a moment here, and thank you all for reading my blog! I think its pretty badass :D Rock on, you blog readers you!


quote of the day:


wifey: you kinda are...lol yall have alot of the same personality traits
SunnyBoi Canis: >.>
SunnyBoi Canis: just personality, yesh?
wifey: yes
SunnyBoi Canis: I mean not like emotionally, or spiritually?
wifey: o.O imma  alittle high for that question lol
SunnyBoi Canis: lmfao
SunnyBoi Canis: wtg bae

Go forth, dear readers, and cyber-stalk my ass :D 

AND FOR THE LOVE OF LINDENS, FOLLOW MY BLOG! <3

Peace & Love S.boi

and circle gets the square >.O

Hola you faithful few that read my ramblings! Greetings! Welcome to Zorg! Just kidding....
I'm aware of how that lacked anything funny about it.... >.> been a long day! Cut me some slack, geesh.

Anyways, welcome back to my blog; rather unfortunately for you, I haven't the slightest idea what I did yesterday... nor do I have an inkling of what to write \o/

Well, to start off, I'd apologize for writing so late... but unfortunately for you (and you, DV) I'm not all that sorry :P~~ Now, what I did... hmm. Welp, I sent the daily notice for 2oak. I helped put a new DJ into our 2oak DJ board ;] All of you 2oak VIPs, keep your eyes wide open for DJ Shiraz! **COMING SOON TO A CLUB NEAR YOU!** After that, I went over to 2oak and  partied for a few hours! The party I particularly loved was 2oak's weekly Formal Night. Now, you may say -- Sunny, you can NOT do formal, while topless; it just is NOT possible. Well, dear sweet innocent reader, you most certainly can. Please refer to the above picture -- for my styling skills, and how to do formal topless ;] Once I was tired of shakin' my groove thing, I set off to get a picture of my wife and me! <3 ((for those of you who are blind, but miraculously reading my blog ramblings -- she's the one with me in the above picture *wink*))) It was all in all a lovely, slow day! ***I am aware of how short this blog is! >.< the next one will be a doosey!!!! <333 promise


quote of the day: "unfortunately for you, I'm not all that sorry" ;]

Go forth, dear readers, and cyber-stalk my ass :D

Peace & Love S.boi